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The Funny Resume and LinkedIn Persona of Vlad Kuljak
🧠 Who Am I? I’m Vlad Kuljak — a hands-on, detail-obsessed problem solver who treats technical troubleshooting like a mythic quest. Whether I’m exorcising global CSS conflicts, mapping structured schema for SEO dominance, or performing lens surgery on a GoPro Hero 9, I bring…
🎥 From GoPro 9 to Insta360 X5: My Mythic Leap for Serbia
The Prelude: A Camera as a Companion For years, my GoPro Hero 9 was my loyal sidekick. It captured classroom upgrades, family moments, and the occasional satirical tech rant with rugged reliability. But as I prepare for my upcoming trip to Serbia, a land…
⚠️ Disclaimer: This Is Just a Joke ⚠️ (Please don’t call your CIO after reading this.)
🖤 The Great IT Uprising It happened quietly, during a routine patch Tuesday. The IT department—long underestimated, forever underfunded—finally snapped. • Helpdesk tickets became subpoenas. Forget “password reset.” Every request was now a trial, complete with cross-examination and sentencing. • Printers declared independence. They…
✨ Two Weeks in Motion: My Takeaways
The past couple of weeks have felt like a whirlwind — headlines flying, cultural moments unfolding, and history being written in real time. Instead of just listing events, I want to share what stood out to me and how it all connects. — ⚖️…
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