🧙‍♂️ VLADIMIR KULJAK CV (comic version)

🧙‍♂️ VLADIMIR KULJAK

Mythic Systems Strategist Organizational Lorekeeper Digital Trickster
📍 Jefferson City, MO (always in motion)
📧 [email protected] 🔗 LinkedIn 🌀 Available for quests, audits, and cosmic realignments

🧩 OBJECTIVE

To infiltrate your organization with modular wisdom, reframe your workflows into comic panels, and leave behind a trail of qualitative breadcrumbs that even your interns will mythologize.

🧠 CORE COMPETENCIES

• Narrative Engineering: Converts feedback into folklore faster than a committee can say “action item.”
• Qualitative Coding Wizardry: APA 7 compliant, but with flair.
• Digital Rituals: Designs logos, email signatures, and LinkedIn posts that summon engagement spirits.
• Comic-Style Illustration: Alan Ford meets Agile.
• Systems Thinking: Sees the matrix. Annotates it. Then builds a dashboard.
• Technical Fluency: WordPress, CSS, LinkedIn tracking, and the occasional divination via Google Tag Manager.

🏛️ EXPERIENCE

ATLAS, University of Kansas
Technical Systems Leader & Mythic Strategist
📅 2022–20XX

• Led modular research initiatives that transformed qualitative data into community-driven insights.
• Created digital storytelling workshops that made even the most skeptical stakeholders say, “Wait, this is actually useful.”
• Reframed organizational challenges into symbolic artifacts, including comic panels, logos, and mythic meeting briefs.

🎓 EDUCATION

Wiiliam Woods University
EdD – Graduate Student, Organizational Learning & Systems and Educational Technology and LEadership

• Dissertation in progress: “From Feedback to Folklore: A Mythic Reframing of Institutional Learning.”
• Favorite citation style: APA 7, but with dramatic tension.

🧙‍♀️ CERTIFICATIONS & RITUALS

• Certified in Empathetic Reframing (self-issued, universally recognized)
• LinkedIn Insight Tag whisperer
• Fluent in the sacred language of stakeholder engagement

🎨 CREATIVE PROJECTS

• Comic Illustrations: Alan Ford-style renderings of organizational archetypes (e.g., “The Passive-Aggressive Policy Golem”)
• Logo Design: Mythic symbols for personal branding and digital folklore
• LinkedIn Campaigns: Posts that blend career transition with cosmic alignment

🧭 SHORT-TERM QUESTS

• Refine qualitative coding matrices until they sparkle
• Translate stakeholder feedback into actionable enchantments
• Secure a role in EdTech, IT, or organizational learning that respects both the data and the drama

🧃 REFERENCES

Available upon request or summoned via ritual circle.