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V-L-D-M-R K-L-J-K

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Coding Hobo/ Nomad

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UI/ UX Developer and Designer

Storyteller

Freelancer

Soccer Fanatic

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🧙‍♂️ Day 2: The Functional Conclave

October 15, 2025 Events, Food, music, Narnia, Nature, photos, Technology
🧙‍♂️ Day 2: The Functional Conclave

🧙‍♂️ Day 2: The Functional Conclave

8:30 a.m. Arrival and Check-In
This time, Vlad arrived early. He had questions. He had coffee. He had a plan.

9:00 a.m. Functional Team Meetings
Each team retreated to its domain. Breaks were taken as needed. Vlad’s team summoned a flowchart so intricate it required three markers and a minor incantation.

12:00 p.m. LUNCH (again, catered)
The second feast. The team was wiser now. They knew where the good chips were hidden.

1:10 p.m. IAP Follow-Up and Small Group Part 2
The IAP returned, stronger and more mysterious. Vlad’s group debated the ethics of implementation and the metaphysics of feedback loops.

2:00 p.m. Meeting Recap
The team recapped. Vlad recapped the recap. Someone said “impact,” and a PowerPoint slide shimmered in response.

2:45 p.m. Table Discussions
The final discussions. Tables became think tanks. Vlad’s table proposed a new onboarding ritual involving a comic strip and a ceremonial inbox cleanse.

3:55 p.m. Group Picture
The team assembled. Smiles were summoned. Vlad stood center, arms crossed, beard majestic, knowing the legend would live on.

Final Thought:
The ATLAS KU All-Staff Meeting wasn’t just an event. It was a saga. A strategic, catered, acronym-rich saga. And Vlad Kuljak? He didn’t just attend—he archived it in myth.

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