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Vlad Kuljak is a technical systems leader and mythic digital strategist who builds auto-updating, SEO-optimized static sites that blend symbolic storytelling with modular precision. He empowers clients through transformative branding, responsive design, and legacy-driven experiences—fusing technical fluency with narrative clarity.

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How I Built vladimirkuljak.com: A Digital Space With a Pulse
VK January 13, 2026

How I Built vladimirkuljak.com: A Digital Space With a Pulse

Most personal websites are portfolios. Mine became something else — a living system, a creative engine, and a place where technology and storytelling meet. When I began building vladimirkuljak.com, I didn’t want a static résumé on a screen. I wanted a space that felt alive, responsive, and unmistakably mine. This is the story of how it came together. --- Starting With Identity, Not Code Before a single line of HTML existed, I started with a question: What does a Vladimir Kuljak experience feel like? Clean. Direct. Modern. A little mythic. A little technical. A blend of engineering precision and creative...

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Small Steps, Big Systems — Weekly Edition
VK January 10, 2026

Small Steps, Big Systems — Weekly Edition

The Quiet Power of Steady Progress In a world obsessed with speed, it’s easy to forget that most meaningful progress doesn’t arrive with fireworks. It arrives quietly — in the form of small, consistent steps that compound into something extraordinary. Every system we admire, every institution we rely on, every breakthrough we celebrate… all of them were built the same way: through steady, disciplined iteration. Not perfection. Not overnight genius. Just the courage to keep moving forward. There’s something deeply human about that.  It means progress is never out of reach.  It means transformation is not a miracle — it’s...

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🌱 The Quiet Power of Starting Small
VK January 5, 2026

🌱 The Quiet Power of Starting Small

In a world that celebrates big wins and overnight success, we often forget that every meaningful journey begins with a single, almost invisible step. The first page of a book. The first question asked in class. The first moment you decide that your future deserves more than your fear. Growth rarely announces itself with fireworks — it whispers, nudges, and invites us to move just one inch forward. What makes learning so powerful is not how fast we move, but how consistently we choose to show up. Every time you try something new, you’re teaching your brain courage. Every time...

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🤖 The Algorithmic Lie: How AI Recruiting Is Killing True Talent
VK December 5, 2025

🤖 The Algorithmic Lie: How AI Recruiting Is Killing True Talent

In today’s digital job market, your resume isn’t read by a person—it’s parsed by an algorithm. Your profile isn’t reviewed by a recruiter—it’s filtered by machine learning. And your worth? It’s often reduced to keywords, engagement metrics, and network proximity. Welcome to the age of AI-powered recruiting, where platforms like LinkedIn, Facebook, Google, and countless others have outsourced the human touch to automated systems. The result? A hiring landscape that rewards connections over competence, visibility over value, and noise over nuance. 🧠 The Illusion of Intelligence These platforms boast about “smart matching,” “predictive hiring,” and “AI-driven talent discovery.” But let’s...

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The Funny Resume and LinkedIn Persona of Vlad Kuljak
VK November 30, 2025

The Funny Resume and LinkedIn Persona of Vlad Kuljak

🧠 Who Am I? I’m Vlad Kuljak — a hands-on, detail-obsessed problem solver who treats technical troubleshooting like a mythic quest. Whether I’m exorcising global CSS conflicts, mapping structured schema for SEO dominance, or performing lens surgery on a GoPro Hero 9, I bring clarity, modularity, and creative escalation to every challenge. 🧰 Funny Resume Highlights Title: Mythical UI/UX Slayer • Schema Whisperer • GoPro Surgeon “If it’s broken, I’ve already fixed it. Twice.” Skills CSS Exorcism: Banished global styles from 12 haunted websites. Schema Sorcery: Summons structured data with JSON-LD incantations. Modular Mindset: Thinks in reusable components. Dreams in...

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🎥 From GoPro 9 to Insta360 X5: My Mythic Leap for Serbia
VK November 29, 2025

🎥 From GoPro 9 to Insta360 X5: My Mythic Leap for Serbia

The Prelude: A Camera as a Companion For years, my GoPro Hero 9 was my loyal sidekick. It captured classroom upgrades, family moments, and the occasional satirical tech rant with rugged reliability. But as I prepare for my upcoming trip to Serbia, a land steeped in myth, history, and personal resonance, I realized the Hero 9 had become more of a relic than a revelation. I’m not just documenting a trip — I’m weaving a mythic narrative. Every frame must carry symbolic weight, every angle must echo legacy. And for that, I needed a new lens, literally and figuratively. The...

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⚠️ Disclaimer: This Is Just a Joke ⚠️ (Please don’t call your CIO after reading this.)
VK November 26, 2025

⚠️ Disclaimer: This Is Just a Joke ⚠️ (Please don’t call your CIO after reading this.)

🖤 The Great IT Uprising It happened quietly, during a routine patch Tuesday. The IT department—long underestimated, forever underfunded—finally snapped. • Helpdesk tickets became subpoenas. Forget “password reset.” Every request was now a trial, complete with cross-examination and sentencing. • Printers declared independence. They no longer jammed—they simply refused to print anything that wasn’t a resignation letter. • VPNs became toll booths. Access required not just credentials, but tribute: coffee, pizza, or your soul. • Cloud services descended like feudal lords. AWS demanded loyalty oaths. Azure insisted on ceremonial sacrifices of budget. Google Cloud just laughed and indexed your despair....

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✨ Two Weeks in Motion: My Takeaways
VK November 24, 2025

✨ Two Weeks in Motion: My Takeaways

The past couple of weeks have felt like a whirlwind — headlines flying, cultural moments unfolding, and history being written in real time. Instead of just listing events, I want to share what stood out to me and how it all connects. --- ⚖️ Shifts in Leadership & Policy It’s been fascinating to watch governments wrestle with big decisions. From the U.S. finally ending its record‑long shutdown to Chile choosing new leadership, you can feel the weight of change in the air. Even global summits like COP30 in Brazil and the G20 in Africa reminded me how interconnected we all...

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