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Vlad Kuljak is a technical systems leader and mythic digital strategist who builds auto-updating, SEO-optimized static sites that blend symbolic storytelling with modular precision. He empowers clients through transformative branding, responsive design, and legacy-driven experiences—fusing technical fluency with narrative clarity.

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How I Built vladimirkuljak.com: A Digital Space With a Pulse
VK January 13, 2026

How I Built vladimirkuljak.com: A Digital Space With a Pulse

Most personal websites are portfolios. Mine became something else — a living system, a creative engine, and a place where technology and storytelling meet. When I began building vladimirkuljak.com, I didn’t want a static résumé on a screen. I wanted a space that felt alive, responsive, and unmistakably mine. This is the story of how it came together. --- Starting With Identity, Not Code Before a single line of HTML existed, I started with a question: What does a Vladimir Kuljak experience feel like? Clean. Direct. Modern. A little mythic. A little technical. A blend of engineering precision and creative...

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Small Steps, Big Systems — Weekly Edition
VK January 10, 2026

Small Steps, Big Systems — Weekly Edition

The Quiet Power of Steady Progress In a world obsessed with speed, it’s easy to forget that most meaningful progress doesn’t arrive with fireworks. It arrives quietly — in the form of small, consistent steps that compound into something extraordinary. Every system we admire, every institution we rely on, every breakthrough we celebrate… all of them were built the same way: through steady, disciplined iteration. Not perfection. Not overnight genius. Just the courage to keep moving forward. There’s something deeply human about that.  It means progress is never out of reach.  It means transformation is not a miracle — it’s...

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The Funny Resume and LinkedIn Persona of Vlad Kuljak
VK November 30, 2025

The Funny Resume and LinkedIn Persona of Vlad Kuljak

🧠 Who Am I? I’m Vlad Kuljak — a hands-on, detail-obsessed problem solver who treats technical troubleshooting like a mythic quest. Whether I’m exorcising global CSS conflicts, mapping structured schema for SEO dominance, or performing lens surgery on a GoPro Hero 9, I bring clarity, modularity, and creative escalation to every challenge. 🧰 Funny Resume Highlights Title: Mythical UI/UX Slayer • Schema Whisperer • GoPro Surgeon “If it’s broken, I’ve already fixed it. Twice.” Skills CSS Exorcism: Banished global styles from 12 haunted websites. Schema Sorcery: Summons structured data with JSON-LD incantations. Modular Mindset: Thinks in reusable components. Dreams in...

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⚠️ Disclaimer: This Is Just a Joke ⚠️ (Please don’t call your CIO after reading this.)
VK November 26, 2025

⚠️ Disclaimer: This Is Just a Joke ⚠️ (Please don’t call your CIO after reading this.)

🖤 The Great IT Uprising It happened quietly, during a routine patch Tuesday. The IT department—long underestimated, forever underfunded—finally snapped. • Helpdesk tickets became subpoenas. Forget “password reset.” Every request was now a trial, complete with cross-examination and sentencing. • Printers declared independence. They no longer jammed—they simply refused to print anything that wasn’t a resignation letter. • VPNs became toll booths. Access required not just credentials, but tribute: coffee, pizza, or your soul. • Cloud services descended like feudal lords. AWS demanded loyalty oaths. Azure insisted on ceremonial sacrifices of budget. Google Cloud just laughed and indexed your despair....

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✨ Two Weeks in Motion: My Takeaways
VK November 24, 2025

✨ Two Weeks in Motion: My Takeaways

The past couple of weeks have felt like a whirlwind — headlines flying, cultural moments unfolding, and history being written in real time. Instead of just listing events, I want to share what stood out to me and how it all connects. --- ⚖️ Shifts in Leadership & Policy It’s been fascinating to watch governments wrestle with big decisions. From the U.S. finally ending its record‑long shutdown to Chile choosing new leadership, you can feel the weight of change in the air. Even global summits like COP30 in Brazil and the G20 in Africa reminded me how interconnected we all...

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