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Vlad Kuljak is a technical systems leader and mythic digital strategist who builds auto-updating, SEO-optimized static sites that blend symbolic storytelling with modular precision. He empowers clients through transformative branding, responsive design, and legacy-driven experiences—fusing technical fluency with narrative clarity.

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🎥 From GoPro 9 to Insta360 X5: My Mythic Leap for Serbia
VKULJAK November 29, 2025

🎥 From GoPro 9 to Insta360 X5: My Mythic Leap for Serbia

The Prelude: A Camera as a Companion For years, my GoPro Hero 9 was my loyal sidekick. It captured classroom upgrades, family moments, and the occasional satirical tech rant with rugged reliability. But as I prepare for my upcoming trip to Serbia, a land steeped in myth, history, and personal resonance, I realized the Hero 9 had become more of a relic than a revelation. I’m not just documenting a trip — I’m weaving a mythic narrative. Every frame must carry symbolic weight, every angle must echo legacy. And for that, I needed a new lens, literally and figuratively. The...

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⚠️ Disclaimer: This Is Just a Joke ⚠️ (Please don’t call your CIO after reading this.)
VKULJAK November 26, 2025

⚠️ Disclaimer: This Is Just a Joke ⚠️ (Please don’t call your CIO after reading this.)

🖤 The Great IT Uprising It happened quietly, during a routine patch Tuesday. The IT department—long underestimated, forever underfunded—finally snapped. • Helpdesk tickets became subpoenas. Forget “password reset.” Every request was now a trial, complete with cross-examination and sentencing. • Printers declared independence. They no longer jammed—they simply refused to print anything that wasn’t a resignation letter. • VPNs became toll booths. Access required not just credentials, but tribute: coffee, pizza, or your soul. • Cloud services descended like feudal lords. AWS demanded loyalty oaths. Azure insisted on ceremonial sacrifices of budget. Google Cloud just laughed and indexed your despair....

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✨ Two Weeks in Motion: My Takeaways
VKULJAK November 24, 2025

✨ Two Weeks in Motion: My Takeaways

The past couple of weeks have felt like a whirlwind — headlines flying, cultural moments unfolding, and history being written in real time. Instead of just listing events, I want to share what stood out to me and how it all connects. --- ⚖️ Shifts in Leadership & Policy It’s been fascinating to watch governments wrestle with big decisions. From the U.S. finally ending its record‑long shutdown to Chile choosing new leadership, you can feel the weight of change in the air. Even global summits like COP30 in Brazil and the G20 in Africa reminded me how interconnected we all...

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