⚠️ Disclaimer: This Is Just a Joke ⚠️ (Please don’t call your CIO after reading this.)
🖤 The Great IT Uprising It happened quietly, during a routine patch Tuesday. The IT department—long underestimated, forever underfunded—finally snapped. • Helpdesk tickets became subpoenas. Forget “password reset.” Every request was now a trial, complete with cross-examination and sentencing. • Printers declared independence. They no longer jammed—they simply refused to print anything that wasn’t a resignation letter. • VPNs became toll booths. Access required not just credentials, but tribute: coffee, pizza, or your soul. • Cloud services descended like feudal lords. AWS demanded loyalty oaths. Azure insisted on ceremonial sacrifices of budget. Google Cloud just laughed and indexed your despair....
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